“By the powers vested in me by cheap-officiant-certs.com, I now pronounce you man and wife.”
From Chapter 5, “Getting In, and Whether You're In at All,” of The Marriage Contract, 2027, which reads the law of marriage as the prenup every married couple already has.
An outdoor wedding with a glowing couple at the altar. Their officiant is a golden retriever in a clerical collar, seated behind an open book. One guest leans over to whisper to another.
