“Let the record reflect that the witness went to the one with the bacon.”
From Chapter 18, “Embryos, Pets, and Rings,” of The Marriage Contract, 2027, which reads the law of marriage as the prenup every married couple already has.
A golden retriever sits up in a witness box with its tongue hanging out. One lawyer hides a squeaky toy behind his back. The other has bacon sticking out of her jacket pocket. The judge looks down over the bench.
