“The chef decides, sir. You find out when the bill comes.”
From Chapter 31, “Three Contracts You Could Sign Instead,” of The Marriage Contract, 2027, which reads the law of marriage as the prenup every married couple already has.
At a restaurant table, a couple look over a huge menu as a waiter in a bow tie waits with a notepad. In large hand lettering, the menu offers The Generous, The No-Surprises and The Kids First. At the bottom, No substitutions has the word No crossed out.
