“We’ve brought a cooler, Your Honor, in the event the court rules from the bench.”
From Chapter 35, “Ten Worst Arguments Ever Made in Divorce Court,” of The Marriage Contract, 2027, which reads the law of marriage as the prenup every married couple already has.
In a courtroom, a lawyer in a suit calmly addresses the bench with one hand on a small picnic-style medical cooler labeled Human organ. The client beside him, in surgical scrubs, nods hard. The judge looks at him over her glasses with no expression.
